Sneeze Fetish

When you get hot from looking at people sneeze or fuck while sneezing or some other creepy shit.

Girl: Achooo
Man: Oh God...Bless you...
Girl: WTF why do you have a boner???
Man: Unhhh, sneezing is SO HOT!
Onlooker: Dude, that guy has a sneeze fetish...

by The Bless You Avenger September 26, 2008

Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead

Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

she sneezed

when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break

Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."

by CeeKay! November 22, 2021

Sneeze Wars

A game played with 2 or more participants, involving the act of spontaneously sneezing on one another when they are not expecting it. The game may be played anywhere at any time, and lasts until all but one announce they have quit playing. The last person to not surrender wins. It may take course over a period of hours, days, or weeks.

Hunter: Want to play sneeze wars?

Casey: How do you play that?

Hunter: (Sneezes on Casey, dousing him in snot, spit, and mucous) That's how...

by Shouldawouldacouldadove May 23, 2011

snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.

"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."

by Wooglin Frowns March 15, 2014

sneeze edging

When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).

Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.

by Tanooki14 May 4, 2022

garbage sneeze

sneeze that smells like a mix of garbage and snot; most if not all sneezes smell similar to this, though there is some variety in the smell.

when you sneeze and there's that shit (mix of snot and a variety of other shit) on your arm, it smells like garbage and snot, aka, garbage sneeze.

by daood July 15, 2010