spartan

Sarcastic remark that on the surface appears very masculine buti s truly gay. Fact: Older Spartans often had anal sex with the younger, not quite soldier, spartans. Then when they would go off and battle they would fuck each other.

Don't ask don't tell is Spartan.
Brokeback mountain is Spartan.
Long hunting trips are Spartan.

by Legbah February 7, 2008

Spartans

Being overly excited at the point of ejaculation.

1) YO! When dude finally gets laid he's gonna be like spartans!

2) Man it felt so good and I was so happy to be getting laid I screamed out "spartansssss" just as I came.

by Truey January 20, 2009

Spartan

An individual marked by homosexual tendencies. Although not blatantly homosexual, the individual nonetheless exhibits some of the qualities to be found in a metrosexual.

Guy 1: "Whatcha drinking, Josh?"
Josh: "A Vanilla Stoli White Russian with Frangelico..."
Guy 1: "Oh, man, that's good."

Guy 2, aside: "Spartans."

by El Toro December 28, 2005

smartness

a way to say your so fliping retarted.

she ran into a walk...smartness

by dodkless April 10, 2009

smartassinism

smart-ass-i-nis-mmmmm.......when someone knos there a smartass, or is one, or uses it allll thee timee....hahaha. tht is muy word i made this shit back offf yo....

no shit serlock.....u pantylickerr....yo y u gotta use "smartassinism" u looseer

by stephieeeee s....poopie September 4, 2009

Spartan

A spartan is another term used for a junior soldier in the british army with his or her service number beginning with 300... these individuals usually contain superior fighting skills, transgender mind powers and the physique a jedi would crave to have, they are usually deployed in far regions such as Afghanistan and their bravery is typical in the company that they keep.

SSM: Service number?

Tom: Spartan 46088

SSM: ...What??!!

Tom: Sorry Sir, 30046088

by Sierra Papa LASH August 4, 2010

Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010