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SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
"๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„!! Now that itโ€™s finally DICKmas ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆSantaโ€™s about to slide ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰ down your hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ”ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐Ÿผ, itโ€™s about to get wet down at Santaโ€™s workshop๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†! Donโ€™t forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐Ÿช cookie ๐Ÿชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐Ÿ‘„! ๐Ÿ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโ€™s giant juicy 8=candy๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸผCOCK=D๐Ÿ’ฆ?? Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elves๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santaโ€™s hot โ™จ๏ธCUMlateโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ve got the most bitchin ๐Ÿฌpeppermint ๐Ÿฌpussy in the North Pole! โ„๏ธโ›„ Hope you get to blow ๐ŸŒฌ lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜ / DICKMAS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ"
by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021
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Slutty Curly Fry

Slut, Skank, Whore, Hobag. Another way to say "seasoned"
She's such a slutty curly fry, she'd do anybody that looked her way.
by blindfanatic23 September 14, 2009
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slutty boy

a little gay boy who is desperate for sex
"heyyy will you fuck me?"

"no you slutty boy! go fuck off and get that gay ass bill kaulitz to!"
by smelly posay November 19, 2023
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Slutty Virgin

A girl/guy that will date everybody but wont give up the vagene or the pen-us.
Hey Christian did you see that slutty virgin is dating somebody else today?

Bro I dated that slutty virgin...
by HardChicken69420boiXxxX January 23, 2018
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Slutty Irn Bru

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.
"hapnin wit ye up tae the night bro?" "gonne be rollin off a few extra slutty irn bru's mate"
by wee davie November 12, 2018
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Slutty curby

Slutty curby is a saying for a girl you don't want because she is a hoe. created by the rapper "4daslime"
I don't want her she a slutty curby
by fanpagerrager May 27, 2023
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Slutty Shepheards Pie

To be used when you and a flatmate share a meal, smash a bottle of wine and then have sex.
Me and Rachel had a slutty shepheards pie last night!
by EvanFromSuperbad90 November 8, 2021
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