Simp

A guy that will submit to women in hopes of winning them over.

"Hey, have you seen Jason?"

"Yeah, he ditched us to go simp for that e-girl.."

"Not cool."

by disappointed in you April 25, 2020

Simp

A total John. Someone who watches female streamers and donates to them.

Person 1: hey that guys such a simp

Person 2: You mean a John?

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

simp

oliver

oliver is a simp

by alive leasure October 21, 2020

Simp

The best thing to be, as girls are sexy.

You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!

John: "Hey Jeffery, did you hear about Timmy? He's a simp! Amazing!"
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."

by skskskskin June 10, 2020

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

Simp

You

You are a simp

by End. March 2, 2020

simp

basically whipped when a man will do anything for a girl and leave the boys behind

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he left the boys to take her home

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020