Shaped

1: Some people shape their lives, and others get shaped.

2: To be taken down (physically, economically, mentally, emotionally, and/or spiritually) by another force.

"See the crack-bum across the street? He got shaped. I ain't getting shaped. I'm getting out of here and living bigtime!"

"Shape or get shaped."

"Freddie Mercury got shaped by AIDS."

by I AM ROMAN March 15, 2009

Shap

The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.

"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"

"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."

"Oh...you mean a Shap."

by FreshFromDenver January 9, 2009

Y-Shaped Coffin

A term referring to a coffin specially made for a person who died with their legs spread wide. Such a person had presumably died during a sexual act and rigor mortis had set in before the victims legs could be closed.

Yeah, he's such a whore he'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.

by Juju and Tree man October 6, 2005

shap

Abbreviation of the word Shaperone. Usually used by 8-12 year olds (annoying ones) going through the preliminary stage of social development. See tweens. Intended to be a hip cryptic expression. Pertains to "parties," fieldtrips, and various other celebrations.

Loser Kid 1: "Hey Teddy, I went to a sweet party yesterday."
Loser Kid 2: "Nifty!"
Loser Kid 1: "Yeah, tell me about it, there were only five 'shaps' it was off the heezy."
Loser Kid 2: "Sounds spiffy."
Loser Kid 1: "Totally, there were enough juice boxes for every 6th grader in the world! We partied until 3 in the afternoon!!!"
Loser Kid 2: "WOW!"

by martin font August 28, 2005

shapalapadingdong

who cares, no worries, whatever

Clansey: "Hey Kimbo, aren't you worried that your boyfriend is going to kick you out of the house after he caught you two-timing him last night?"
Kimbo: "Shapalapadingdong!"

by Clansey April 10, 2008

dick shape

(adj)a male who is not likely to ejaculate quickly because he has intercourse freqently.

Male 1: So I'm gonna hit off this chick and I'll call ya'll in like 10 minutes.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.

by dkyard October 17, 2008

Shapeshifter

A female who, at first, comes across as, for lack of a better word, 'perfect.' Upon further examination, however, and as time progresses, the female will go through a series of changes, including but not limited to mood swings, lying, cheating, stealing of financial assets, using a male for transportation or expensive hand bags, and ultimately, the savage ripping out of the male human's intestines, heart, lungs, and stomach, leaving the male a puddle of broken hopes and dreams on the floor. Happy Birthday Gage.

Mother, I'm having a female come over for dinner tonight, if that's alright with father.' 'Is she a nice girl son? What is her name?' 'Don't worry mom, Susie's not a shapeshifter.

by Biggie Benny Brown Town August 15, 2010