SENIOR SHIT

The senior most person at a job who is stuck on only doing shit work, such as redlines and wall bracing

Nolan has been with the company for almost 6 years, is one of the best people there, but is stuck doing redlines and other shit work. He must be the Senior Shit at the office!

by Jimmy Long September 26, 2006

santorumize

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.

1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.

by mp April 9, 2005

Rick Santorum

To remove santorum orally.

From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.

by nikkiru-s January 8, 2012

Super Senior

Adjective; A Super Senior is a Senior in High School that is 19 years old or older, has a shit beard/mustache/ and only comes into class once a week.

Optional: Smells like axe and still plays Halo 3 on his original 360

Bruh, I know you see that Super Senior over there, whats that dude name again?

by Strafey March 13, 2019

sensory rape

Large blockbuster movies make full advantage of all senses to literally perform a sensory rape on their audience, to make sure it stimulates people enough to go watch the film, regardless of how shit the story probably is.

I just watched the Terminator 3 trailer at the imax and I got a right royal sensory raping.

I was sensory raped by the new Batman Forever trailer

by bobbylocksville May 21, 2009

Senioritis

noun. A functional disorder usually affecting high school and college seniors "close" to graduation. Symptoms include : laziness, apathy, mass consumption of McDonald's and Americanized Mexican food, wasting large quantities of time on facebook, Instagram and Twitter, narcolepsy, absence of school materials, depression thinking about the next four years of school, diarrhea from eating too much Americanized Mexican food, loss of purpose, excessive partying and beer pong, reckless sexual behavior, sweat pants, beanies, non-matching socks (or shoes), non- aggressive aggressiveness towards school, nappy hair, ridiculous procrastination, neglect of hygienic activities, catching up on sleep, average GPA dropping by one or more points, dehydration and increased urination from binge drinking.

I got on my computer to do chemistry homework, but then I went to urban dictionary to see if my lack of motivation in anything was senioritis.
I found out I have senioritis, so then instead of doing my chemistry homework, I wrote the bajillionth definition of senioritis on urban dictionary.
I now had time to do my chemistry homework, but proceeded to edit my definition of senioritis on urban dictionary instead.

by Choborr November 30, 2014

Dracut Senior High School

Dracut Senior High School is the final stop on your way through the Dracut school system. It is located on Lakeview Ave. The school consists of excellent teachers for the most part. The female population consist of sluts, goths, band geeks, wannabes, and art freaks. The male population consists of jocks, meat-heads, goths, wannabes, geeks, assholes, pot heads, and scholars. Regardless of your social status almost every student is an alcoholic. During lunch the cafeteria is one huge stereotype e.g. the cool table, the goth table, the band table, the loser table, the freshmen table, the football team's table ext. The most popular thing to do on a Friday night at Dracut High is to attend a football game and to drink alcohol before, during, and after the game. Dracut High is a 98% white and if you are a black student you will either become very popular or unknown.

You slept with a Dracut Senior High School girl? You better go to the clinic.

What are you doing friday night? I'm going to the football game with you and were going to get fucked up!

Come sit next to me at lunch. I can't everyone at your tble hates me.

by Drewski978 February 8, 2010