Seamon

The worst last name to have in your high school career.

Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away

by Seamonator June 17, 2015

seam of life

the space between one's genitalia and the anal opening

If you cut their seam of life, all of their internal organs will be expelled from said bodies.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

seam

Strips of newer, smoother concrete on a pavement that has undergone reconstruction at some point. Usually a seam runs along the pavement and is a different colour or type on concrete. Usually seen on UK pavements.

The seam is smoother than the pavement, lets skate on that for more comfort. The pavement sucks but seam is smooth.

by slayerdude October 31, 2007

Selam

"Hi" in Turkish.

- Selam !
- Fuck you too !

by nerval July 23, 2009

seamus

a deregatory term for an irish illegal alien.

patrick was living and working illegaly in boston for forty years before any one noticed. now every one calls him seamus.

by kit rottenchild August 11, 2006

seamencide

A way of eradicating the males "little men"

"Doctor. i would lkie to apply the seamencide treatment"

by Dr.Sea men cide July 6, 2009