Simcoe Salmon Swim

cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy

C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"

by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006

smoked salmon

For the Northwest area smoked salmon refers to weed. When the person wants to be discreet such as at work, or in conversation. In other places smoked turkey would suffice

I want some of that delicious smoked salmon. You got any smoked salmon I just ran out. My buddy wants some fish wanna come over and have a fish fry? I need an oz. of smoked salmon. I think I ate to much salmon im wasted!

by TH3WOLFE July 22, 2009

salmon berries

and dried liquids (vaginal secretions,man sauce, urine, sweat etc) that have dried in the female pubic hair. The first cousin of the dingle berry.

"Her Salmon berries have the consistency of milk duds and the taste of dead fish."

by Dr. Rich Gibson June 11, 2006

Salmon

When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another

Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake

by D$-Money December 18, 2012

semon

The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.

He put his semon on my pussy

by IILunaticGamerII December 4, 2016

Salmon Snatch

A woman whos pussy smells like tuna that has been left out in the sun for eight hours, or more. It occurs from the lack of hygene, and the fact that she has had at least five loads of jizz pumped in her daily, since sixth grade.

Kris MillSPAWN has the nastiest Salmon Snatch I have ever sniffed. 200 gallons of bleach and perfume could not get that to smell halfway decent. Has she ever though about cleaning it out every 3000 miles?? My god-what a nasty ho.

by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004

Salmon Run

A shot of tequila, immediately followed by a double-shot of V8 juice, followed by a small glass of orange juice. Drink in rapid succession.

When you do a salmon run, the V8 and orange juice mask the unpleasant aftertaste of the tequila.

by big_fisch July 13, 2011