Skip to main content

Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food
Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!
by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019
mugGet the Seagullmug.

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021
mugGet the Drunken Seagull Vomitmug.

Seagulling

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.
Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.
by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021
mugGet the Seagullingmug.

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.
Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..
by That’s so raven April 23, 2024
mugGet the Flying Seagullmug.

Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.
“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”
by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025
mugGet the Dry Seagullmug.

Seagull

A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)
"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."

"No thank you"

"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"

"Not interested"

"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"

girl checks phone

"Oh, who's that? Your man"

"Quit being a seagull"
by Xelu February 14, 2015
mugGet the Seagullmug.

Seagull Shuttle

Banging multiple chicks who you drove to the beach while stealing their snacks
Super Fan Josh was trying pull a seagull shuttle on webster lake
by Ched Doyle July 5, 2025
mugGet the Seagull Shuttlemug.

Share this definition