Seagulling

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
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Virginia Seagulls

The Virginia seagulls are a professional college football team in the VFD ( Virginia Football Division ) They have won their Division in 2013, and 2014. Their head coach is Drake Alexander. Est. 1989
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Seagull

Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.

“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
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Seagull swoop

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.

Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010
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Dirty Seagull

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK
Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull
by Al The Duce January 10, 2024
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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019
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Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.
I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)
by Mic meadows February 8, 2017
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