Scrompton

An alternative name that is sometimes given for the city of Stockton, California.

So where are you from? I live in Scrompton.
Scrompton? Yes, it's another name for Stockton.

by shorty209 March 1, 2009

smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.

Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!

by Me March 24, 2005

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Scrumpadoochous

awesome; filled with joy; incredible

" today was totally scrumpadoochous "

by crackandblacks March 23, 2010

scrumpinstamina

adj. When a male has an excessive amount of sexual endurance. His energy is so high that he usually ends up fucking his partners into virtual stupors. One who possesses scrumpinstamina is usually multiorgasmic.

My guy has such scrumpinstamina that after I swallowed his spload he proceeded to cum six more times!!!

by Barry Flomar January 18, 2004

scrumpdidiliumptious

(scrump-did-ill-EE-ump-she-us)

scrumptious and delicious together, which =
REALLY REALLY TASTY

"Man that food was scrumpdidiliumptious!"

by I forgot my name...again August 14, 2008

scrumtralesent

something so incredibly brilliant there is no word to describe it.

That idea is scrumtralesent!

by bread infection November 22, 2009