Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game
Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game
by TheDrunkestUncle February 27, 2024
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Schrödinger's Microplastic

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.
The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.
by fro99er October 18, 2024
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schrödinger’s orgasm

when you start a new antidepressant and don’t know if you’re going to be able to have an orgasm or not, and are too afraid to find out.
I started effexor and at this point my ability to have an orgasm is like Schrödinger’s Orgasm.
by taysquared May 16, 2023
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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.
Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?
by Spifficus October 17, 2022
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Schrödinger's 17

When an attractive person’s age is unknown but probably 17 or 18, they can be referred to as Schrödinger's 17. This means they’re assumed to be simultaneously underage and of age, and that for the sake of safety one should round down and not flirt with them just to be safe.

Schrödinger's 17 is particularly a problem for seniors in high school and freshman in college because that is the confusing turning point where teens go from being an underaged minor to being a legal adult.
Idk man she’s really pretty but I don’t wanna flirt with her until I’m sure she’s old enough. I’m not tryna catch a case.”
“Classic Schrödinger's 17.”
by Slippery_Penguin467 November 18, 2023
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Schrödinger's Comedian

A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.

A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
by mayflooer August 22, 2023
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A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)
Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.
by TldrNud November 25, 2022
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