When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.
by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Shatmug. The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 28, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Legsmug. Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger's Cage provides an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.
He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!
by Rataray February 3, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Cagemug. when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭
Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Glory Holemug. "My code is flawless and perfect"
*with one group* "Just joking, its complete ass"
*with another* "it's just perfect amirite"
"You're a total Schrödinger's Coder you know that right?"
*with one group* "Just joking, its complete ass"
*with another* "it's just perfect amirite"
"You're a total Schrödinger's Coder you know that right?"
by Avery Zap April 1, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Codermug. The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
by ElectroniK February 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Closetmug. An individual who is either trying to be funny or trying to be offensive, depending on the reaction of the audience.
“Until the reaction of the listener is observed, the joke was simultaneously offensive and just a joke”
“Until the reaction of the listener is observed, the joke was simultaneously offensive and just a joke”
Friend 1: “Hey did you hear Jake’s latest line?”
Friend 2: “I can never tell if he’s being serious or not”
Friend 1: “He’s a real Schrödinger’s Bigot”
Friend 2: “I can never tell if he’s being serious or not”
Friend 1: “He’s a real Schrödinger’s Bigot”
by NugTheSped June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Bigotmug.