A hell whole that forces you learn against your own will at ages 4-18 also has bullies,ass wholes,loosers,fucktards,ect. in a addition to that you have mean teachers and principles that punish you for stupid things like eating somthing every natrual human being has to do or they will die. or youll get suspended for defending yourself in a fight that you didnt even start! they make you study intill your brain hurts write intill you get a musle spasm focusand listen itill your eyes and ears bleed.you know 30% you forget the crap they teach yo and another 30%you dont even use it in life so that leaves only 40% and you think thats it after working for like 7 or more hours a day they decide its not enough and take up 3or more hours of your day with homework supposedly for "practice" but if that was true if you didnt do it or get the answers right it wouldnt affect your grade and people who get crappy grades are not the only ones who dont like school ppl who dont have friends or get picked on alot dont like it and neither of thats me and i dont like it but its still not over at school you have to fit in or be popular if you dont wanna get picked on thats kinda fits in with the bully catogory.
I personaly think you should got to school only for what you will use in life the rest should be your choice if you wanna learn it or not then school would be more enjoy able
I personaly think you should got to school only for what you will use in life the rest should be your choice if you wanna learn it or not then school would be more enjoy able
regular day at school
student:"eats after lunch while in class cuz still hungry"
teacher:why are you not dieing from starvation from not eating
student:...
teacher: detion
Bully: punches student
student:"punches back and starts a fight"
teacher:your both suspended for 3 day and you have detion all day when you come back
student: but but he started it
teacher: how dare you question me 5 suspensions and 2 detion
student:"eats after lunch while in class cuz still hungry"
teacher:why are you not dieing from starvation from not eating
student:...
teacher: detion
Bully: punches student
student:"punches back and starts a fight"
teacher:your both suspended for 3 day and you have detion all day when you come back
student: but but he started it
teacher: how dare you question me 5 suspensions and 2 detion
by TheRealFact December 3, 2011
Get the Schoolmug. A farm,
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,
It's a money farm,
...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,
It's a money farm,
...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!
'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'
by Osassamon October 26, 2007
Get the schoolmug. When people realized that there needed to be special concentration camp type for young people, they invented schools.
by The fire elf October 1, 2005
Get the schoolmug. The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE
by fam It's Lit April 6, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
by #FearTheFuzzy September 18, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. When teacher's and staff members Mentally Rapes the minds of children.
Also,
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Also,
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020
Get the Schoolmug.