homophobia saturday

its the phenomena where people on the internet can legally be homophobic on saturdays. this can occasionally apply to wednesdays, but is most common on saturday. See also: racism monday

jim: i dont like gay people
josh: you cant say that! thats homophobic!
jim: but its homophobia saturday!
josh: oh alright

by pewguin June 4, 2022

sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.

Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays

by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014

Sad Saturday Hours

When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.

Boy: Damn they left, now what?
Boy 2: Its time for Sad Saturday Hours my man

by WTFisWrong March 7, 2019

Sandy Candy Saturday Night

When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.

“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night

by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2019

saturday

a day where you freak off with ur mexican bf

“today is saturday, i’m gonna go have a gigglemix with alfonso”

by duncans shampoo bottle May 10, 2025

saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.

I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.

by THe What WHAT?! December 6, 2009

Warm Swarm Saturday

Each Saturday, there's is at least 1 group of people who group up on Saturdays and huddle together in an event known as Warm Swarm Saturday hidden from the view of the public eye. Originally brought up in parks in Staffordshire. The tradition usually lasts for an hour as the group talks about different topics mattering about their own personal lives and struggles though this event can be altered to fit the group's liking. The only downside to this is that all members participating should agree to stay participating throughout the event.

The group had decided to participate in this week's Warm Swarm Saturday. It is estimated that this time, 24 people will be present during Warm Swarm Saturday.

by Pluxizity October 19, 2022