Sam

Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰

Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu

by PuggyGal April 23, 2019

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Sam

despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.

Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.

by Funny as hell7 December 8, 2010

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sam

Suck Ass Mother Fucker

Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!

by Hommie G December 30, 2007

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The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.

Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.

by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020

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Sam

Sam is the name of an amazing guy who is prepared to do anything, even to the jeopardy of himself, for his loved ones. He is always faithful, kind, sweet and funny. His friends care for him more than he knows and although he is cared for. He often feels like everything is either against him or he has done something accidentally to offend someone. He has never done such a thing in his life. He is a guy that once you have hold of him, you don't let go, he is too special to lose. He will make anyone feel like they are his main priority and they will feel like the most beautiful girl in the world because of how he treats them.

Girlfriend:"Back of bitch Sam is mine."
Another girl:"But I really really want him."
Sam:"Too bad, I'm hers"

by RazorEverAfter September 7, 2013

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