by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.
Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"
Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."
by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020

The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
by Gaylo August 6, 2016

by Tylerblevinsballsack17 July 14, 2022

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.
by Bad Chad January 24, 2011

sammy boi is the gayest person you’ll ever meet, fucking gay bitch. he is also the sexiest mad boi alive. his bestie is kate, who he loves ;) just kidding sammy boi bestieee
by imagine being named kate sexy May 7, 2020

Sammie Ojulari is the definition of a girl that is always truthful and honest and will tell you the truth always even if it hurts or comes out as rude. Sammie Ojulari is a very loyal friend that will always back her brethren.
by Renee Hansen April 22, 2018
