When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.
by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020

by pseudonym poop March 26, 2013

Awesome great guy who is very religious but is still kind. A best friend. Great and smart. induces sexual attraction from hot women.
by Phrophetsam.awesome September 4, 2013

She is as sweet as can be, she feels a whole damn lot so don't let her eat her feelings. She's quirky and nice, and will beg for your forgiveness and approval. If a Sam takes your place in a friends friend group don't be mad, be glad she was not CE enough to set her her foot and dignity in a place u wouldn't dare to stay in any longer
....Sam......
by Cherryblossomhonesty! June 2, 2020

by Ilikechickens1 October 23, 2019

Acronym for Self Absorbed Male. Acronym derives from a couple in Canada, over a big ego boyfriend and annoyed girlfriend.
Sam: Hey sweetie, have u noticed my biceps have gotten bigger.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.
by Sanjiro September 20, 2008

A good friend(s) of mine:
1.) Sam; a punk, scene girl who likes to have fun and just be herself. She's a great girl who has to watch her sister way too much.
2.) Sam; a cool girl that doesn't live on base but have beome very fond of over the last few months. She's likes to hang out with me and my close friends. A little perverted but nothing no one I know can't handle.
1.) Sam; a punk, scene girl who likes to have fun and just be herself. She's a great girl who has to watch her sister way too much.
2.) Sam; a cool girl that doesn't live on base but have beome very fond of over the last few months. She's likes to hang out with me and my close friends. A little perverted but nothing no one I know can't handle.
Sam # 1 & 2: Both very cool girls who often find themselves in awkward situations with me and my buddies
by PaperclipKiller July 25, 2009
