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Phil Swift 

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.
Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

Taylor Swift 

You either hate her or love her. You CANNOT be in the middle.
Girl 1: Hey have you heard Taylor Swift’s new album?
Girl 2: ohmygod it’s the best thing EVER
Girl 3: BLECHH!
Taylor Swift by plorophyl210 October 31, 2019

Taylor Swift 

Taylor Swift is the music industry, top selling female artists, a good song writer, high score album along with many achievements too, etc
James: Do you know Taylor Swift
Betty: OMG i love her so much, she is the music industry. Nobody is doing well like her
Taylor Swift by Swifties Nation September 11, 2020

Taylor Swift 

Someone: "Taylor Swift is the industry"

Someone else: "Yes"
Taylor Swift by BoomBoom290183 October 5, 2020

Janky Swift 

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.
I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.
Janky Swift by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021