Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Super Bowl

that game your dad wants to see so bad

my dad would actually kill to see the Super Bowl.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013

Halifax Super Bowl

When 3 or more individuals shit in to the same public toilet without flushing, one after another. The effect is greater if none of the individuals wipe their ass in that particular stall. The result is a toilet bowl completely full of perfect brown turds.

Me and the boys blasted a Halifax Super Bowl in the Tim Horton's washroom.

by Larry Allarry September 27, 2019

Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show

The greatest Halftime Show of all time. Better than Prince.

"Last week's Super Bowl Halftime was better"
"The Weeknd is mid bro"
"Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show was garbage"
"Ratio"

by Jt91108 March 15, 2022

No super bowl rings

The browns on every level

The browns are shit and have No super bowl rings

by dotzw :( June 14, 2022

2004 Super Bowl halftime show

2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*

2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025