Jacob

Jew

Me: Let’s go out to eat!
Person: But that costs money.
Me: Oh, don’t be such a fucking Jacob!

by Katfaced696 February 24, 2018

Jacob

Bitch who always goes afk

'Man you' re such a jacob' 'No ill be back in a minute'

by FuckRecRoom69 June 21, 2019

Jacob

no one needs a jacob he is one of the biggest fuck boys on the planet ive dated a jacob and he fucked then dumped me and claims he has the biggest dick out there but is know that was a lie and jacob if you see this go fuck your self :) a jaocb thinks he knows everything but he really knows nothing he is stupid as hell

jacob is stupid

by emma stinngers May 15, 2018

Jacob

A boy that's cool got a big dick. You never know he might jack off a lot may everynight or day. He's fit. Everyone wants to hangout with him. And he's funny.

Jacob is hot fucker who you can always rely on.

by The cool man June 22, 2018

Jacob

Lazy, always tired, has an excuse for everything, the oposite of adventurous, enjoys video games on levels no one would understand, likes to be alone, not a sporty man, infact hates anything to do with going outside.

Jacob, come outside and play with us.

by John Salvich July 27, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a needy Person Who always relies on other peoples affection. Jake up does not have a lot of friends and no significant other because they’re too scared of commitment

I don’t like Jacobs

by Paveet April 24, 2019

jacob

A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.

Your such a jacob

by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016