When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
Get the Constipation Strokemug. A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 6, 2021
Get the stroke ninjamug. Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?
Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016
Get the Artic Strokemug. 1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy
2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
by tids4life August 24, 2017
Get the stroke tidmug. A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014
Get the Two Strokingmug. When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
by Hyperder June 13, 2018
Get the Stroking the Foxmug. Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
by maledestroyer January 30, 2022
Get the Money Strokemug.