Atlas Stone

A large perfectly round concrete stone used for strongman competitions, often weighing between 200-400 lbs.
The Atlas Stone lifting is a common event in the WSM competition.

It is done by lifting the stone from the ground onto a platform.
It requires great skill to lift.

Jón Páll Sigmarsson lifted the Atlas Stone like nobody else!

The Atlas Stone lift is the most popular event in WSM.

by FAROEVIKING May 18, 2010

Van Stone

Dutch slang term to seduce a woman with natural charm and then go one by one through the bases. Usually works best before you are 30.

He's Van Stoned three girls in the last month. I wish I could be a good Van Stoner like him

by Koolkid8 March 1, 2011

Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Profoundly Stoned

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion

I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned

by sgtkm July 9, 2011

Kidney Stone Software Development Process

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.

We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.

by Spokko April 10, 2019

not carved in stone

not having permanent consequences

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.

by Light Joker December 14, 2005

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

by clearblood June 7, 2021