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Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.
Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"
by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023
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Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.
- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
by Zokster September 20, 2018
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Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!
Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”
by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021
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Meat Shield

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields
by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023
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Pork Shield

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.
by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
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jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.
Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.
by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006
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Blame Shield

(v.)
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.

This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.
by Other_Person June 17, 2020
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