Selena

A cool ass girl who is very beautiful and has nice lips and hair

Damn Selena is fine

by trentonn_ April 23, 2020

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Selinsgrove

Also known as a shithole.. Selinsgrove is full of douchebags who think that because there is a large amount of Arab doctors that live in the outskirts, they are all awesome and rich. Kept open by the thousands of obese people, the fast food joints on The Strip are the main point of entertainment for these people. The high school smells of cow shit and grease, thanks to the students walking in it. The sports teams in this school district usually have decent records, but it has been discovered that if a student (or adult, as majority of the "players" are) plays a sport here, particuarly football, the distrct will buy their family a large cow to get their daily dosage of milk and meat from. Other than the fast food places, for entertainment, residents enjoy going to Selinsgrove Speedway (or Spedway, called by out of townies) to watch cars race, get drunk, get beaten by husband/wife, and then get arrested for domestic disputes.

Selinsgrove resident: Did ya heer that if we play a sport we git a cow?
Selinsgrove resident 2: Yeh, but I perfer riding my jackass to the Selinsgrove Speedway.
Selinsgrove resident 3: Meebe I will join the basketball team and contribute to another losing season.

by Fuck Selinsgrove April 30, 2009

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Selena Gomez

A dumb bitch who plays a victim. The only reason she is still relevant is because of her on an d off relationship with, you guessed it, Justin Bieber. She cant sing or dance. She is also fake. Demi and Miley and Ariana are better than her skank ass. She is also a flat piece of paper. No shape what-so-ever.

Friend: "Did you hear The Heart Want What It Wants by Selena Gomez?"
Me: "Did you hear Love Me Harder? Wait, I'm sure you did, because its better than that irrelevant, bad vocals ass song.

Friend: "..................Right!"

by Kalovesyou December 28, 2014

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selima

she's the best typa girl you'll ever meet. horny when she sees someone with a great sense of humor, or with cute hair. selima has an incredible body AND. has the best fashion sense, like, ever. often drools over hot people and wishes to lick their feet at least once in her life time. listens to big time rush, one direction, and basically every boy band ever: doesnt matter in which language it is. is enormously insecure about her face— if she wants to admit it or not. but oh well: she has a STUNNING face anyway! she never gets tired of pizza and HATES tea with sugar or soda. instead, she rather grabs a thiQ smoothie, cappuccino or water. a youtube slut but whatever!
she's also a white man's whore)

'i ship selima with that ethan dolan guy.'

by hekcy_ July 5, 2018

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