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Samuel P

Samuel P is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Samuel P" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by BlacKOoze November 22, 2010
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samuel brown

Fucks like a pornstar and can make your pussy scream
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Samuel

He is a furry love him
Wow Samuel is cool
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National Ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!

30th Of September IS NATIONAL SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!
OMG ITS SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!!
Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!
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Samuel Ross-Gower

A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.
That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.

Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!
by SmokingHotNinja March 10, 2009
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Samuel O'Hare

Someone who is always on your thoughts. Someone who is always in your heart. Someone who you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who just with a soft spoken word, can change the outlook of your day. He is the most incredible person that'll walk into your life and from that day on, you'll share only special moments with. Life is not easy, but he will change every dynamic known to you. He is someone you look forward to seeing, knowing, being with and forever present in your mind, you'll know he's the one you want to see the world with. He's sincere, incredibly handsome, sweet, caring, super charming and that one hug of his is enough to set you free. You'll look forward to spending the future in his arms.
To me, Samuel O'Hare is all i know, all i see. To me, he is the only one i ever hoped would be. Today, tomorrow and forevermore.
by KristyCall01 May 24, 2010
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Samuel clemmens

A good ol fashioned rim job made to bring gay and straight couples back together.Has many variations as the old fashioned samuel clemmens and the sloppy clemmens
linal gave liness a samuel clemmens.
by Sw4G sK8t3rz August 6, 2012
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