Popeye the Sailor Man

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.

Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!

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Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

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Big Sailor Baby

Better rapper than most

He’s a big sailor baby compared to Drake

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Dirty Sailor

When a horny guy punches a girl in the nose so it starts to bleed and then cums up it.

David: Hey baby can i break your nose so i can cum up it aka Dirty Sailor?
Alexa: Hell ya baby, lets hope it bleeds alot.

by love to dirty sail January 9, 2010

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Sailor Moon Abridged

A parody of the popular "Sailor Moon" anime. It is often shortened to simply "SMA". The appropriate age depends on how strict the viewer's parents are (if 18 and under), but I think it is for kids ages 15 and up. It includes the bulimic Sailor Moon, emo Sailor Mars, homosexual Sailor Jupiter, "Meg-like" Sailor Mercury, and idiotic Sailor Venus.

Sailor Moon Abridged: Episode 9
Sailor Moon: Don't come crying to me when the boat hits an iceberg!

Sailor Mars: I hope we do! The icy water of death will be my sancuary!

by CutieXOX December 15, 2012

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