hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Roof Rock

A rock that lies on the roof.

Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.

by A Rock Geologist May 24, 2018

roof cumbers

A cucumber thrown at a roof

Oh my days that human got nailed by the roof cumbersome!

by Nightmia April 22, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

you can get it off the roof

Slang for both fuck off and mind your own business

You can get it off the roof .

by WhenitRains6996 February 28, 2024

On-the-roof girl

A girl that thinks very highly of herself, often without basis. A girl with a big ego.

Abby: "Why does Maddie act like she's so much better than us?"
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."

by Frdy145 November 20, 2023