hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

On-the-roof girl

A girl that thinks very highly of herself, often without basis. A girl with a big ego.

Abby: "Why does Maddie act like she's so much better than us?"
Leslie: "I know, she's such an on-the-roof girl."

by Frdy145 November 20, 2023

fell of the roof

That time of the month

omg Aguanetta , I just fell of the roof and I have really bad cramps...I'm not going to make the bukkakefest tonight.

by Ron Damint June 26, 2017

roof riding

is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)

My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.

by Spongeghetta May 18, 2016

Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.

We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.

by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025

Roofed

To throw onto a roof

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube

by Gleamingthecube May 7, 2021