razor ramon

getting head and the girl has razors in her mouth

she just razor ramoned me and it hurts

by corey oconnor May 30, 2003

Razorblade Romance

When two people a girl/guy are supposedly in love... but the gurl cheats on the guy like crazy and fakely loves the guy who will spill his heart for that girl and is a lonely stupid fuck who needs attention....he would even cut off his own finger to get the girls attention but in drama and art class where the guy isnt around the girl 3 guys will feel up the girl secretly and never tell the guy who loves her because the girl is just a try hard/push over and a complete wemo that completely has a different boy friend every week or two possibly even month... when the boy finds out about the girl he fake kills himself because is actually afraid of dieing like all other emo kids...the girl will usually get mad at the guy and shave off her eyebrows in the anual holiday of emo succubus voddoism wich is when they take the hair of their eyebrows and make a voodoo doll shaped like a victim to make emo and devour theyre heart like all other emo girls....

grow a pair of eyes you emo FUCK
me and my friends gangbanged your girl friend last night and she fucking shaved her eyebrows off and colored them blue.....
you two have a Razorblade Romance....
idiot

by King Heartless January 2, 2008

alabama razorback

The practice of killing one's sexual partner with a sharp object after copulating, usually preceeded by pretending to scratch her back.

"aren't you afraid your wife's co-worker is going to tell her you slept together?"
"No, I finish all my one night stands with an alabama razorback these days."

by Dåve July 24, 2006

razorfish

A dot-com or other startup company doomed to failure.

"Dude, your company is the next Razorfish."

"We do it, but with the internet? Where have I heard that phrase before? Oh, yeah, Razorfish."

"Keep an eye out Joe - this place could be the next Razorfish."

"hi. At 1.00 p.m. today, approximately 35% of Razorfishes' 1800 person staff will be laid off. If you work there, I think you have about 2 hours to burn those CD’s and steal shit..."
-Anonymous Razorfish employee on 2.02.2001

by Mapper Montag November 16, 2006

Razor Blade

The icon of Emos. Their main item of suicide. They slit their wrists with it.

"IM EMO!"
"Go get a razor blade."

by Inanimate June 19, 2007

Razorback

The endearing term in which my boss refers to me.
1. Bush Pig
2. An Ugly Person
3. A Ferral Pig
4. An unattractive female

"Shutup Razorback" *insert squealing noise*
"She's a fucking Razorback"

by Hailz November 26, 2004

Cock razor

Tranny with a fine ass body that makes penis' hard.

You ain't got nothing on this cock razor bitch.

by BMONSTER March 15, 2017