Ralph

You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.

Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “

by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021

Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.

I wanna suck your cock ralphie

by Nick er November 23, 2021

Ralph

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.

Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn

Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

Ralph

Cause of rising oceans

When Ralph went swimming, ten costal cities went under water

by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022

Ralphed

When a gross fat Alcoholic sticks his thumb in your ass & pulls it so he can sniff the shit like Joe Biden.

Ethan Ralphed this E-Thot & sent the video to her ex during a live stream.

by 420Quips November 28, 2020

Ralph

Ralph is a very sensitive but kind soul, he will give you attention when you want it, but he will also ignore you, Ralph's usually love playing video games, and are very good with technology.

Justin- "Hey Ralph! You wanna go play Fortnite with me!"
Ralph- "Yeah sure dude!"

by SSShadow_Wingsss March 26, 2023

Ralph NADA

Da famous "upper-echelon" dude from da National Automobile Dealers Association who penned da notorious totally-off-da-charts-popular-at-da-time-of-first-printing book "Unworthy At Any Price" about overall quality and value --- or lack thereof! --- of various contemporary vehicles.

Vehicle pricing and quality have varied over the years, so perhaps Ralph NADA should publish an updated "second edition" printing of his well-known consumer-protection-type literary work.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020