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Raccoon

Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?

Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
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Raccoons at a Rave

The collective of a group of employees who are completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party.
OMG, FFS, my employees in the warehouse area bunch of raccoons at a rave!
by Its_broken December 26, 2024
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Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon
ur a raccoon
by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023
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Raccoon Musician

An artist who digs through the discarded scraps of other people’s creativity—lyrics, aesthetics, styles, half-ideas—and patches them together like trash couture. Not sampling or homage… just rummaging through other artists’ dumpsters for content.
“His whole mixtape sounds like he raided three SoundCloud rappers’ recycle bins. Man’s a Raccoon Musician.”
by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025
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raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon
that joke was so funny I raccooned
by 4182931 March 13, 2018
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Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
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Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
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