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rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.
Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!
by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023
mugGet the rusty rugmug.

Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!
Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.
by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017
mugGet the Mud Rugsmug.

clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy
"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"
by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018
mugGet the clunge rugmug.

rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
mugGet the rug nuttymug.

trunk rug

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
by doctorgroove August 25, 2016
mugGet the trunk rugmug.

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure
Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.
by jotthedot June 1, 2006
mugGet the throw rugmug.

rug muncher

A woman who licks bush. The most famous of them all is Rikki Smith.
Hey, isn't that Rikki the rug muncher?
by Bush Bobber April 23, 2003
mugGet the rug munchermug.

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