by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!
Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.
by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017

by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"
-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"
"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"
"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
by doctorgroove August 25, 2016

by jotthedot June 1, 2006

by Bush Bobber April 23, 2003
