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Roblox is a retarded game that gets people’s girlfriends pissed when they don’t want to play with them.
Gf: Hey bae wanna play roblox with me?

Bf: Nahhh im straight..dat game is high quality GAR-BAUGE

Gf: Pleaseee

Bf:Nah

Gf: I fuckin hate u, leave me alone

Bf: Bet

Gf: Noooo stayyy

Bf:BET
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ROBLOX is a game that has a handful of good games, and even less good people. Other than that, the 6 - 10 year olds rule the place, reporting your for no reason (I said the color black when someone asked me to say a color), misusing the word noob, fucking other roblox characters and posting memes, screeching like an autisitic, gay armadillo. The game is getting shitter by the day, so if you stumble across this, drink bleach before being asked to a fake prom by a 7 year old, who is maturbating while his dad whips him, causing the sound to echo around the ghetto he lives in. Fuck, that was random.
Roblox Player: OMG U KILLED MEH, YU NOOBY NUB11!1!11!111
Fellow Schoolmate: Nice Skechers, faggot
Roblox Player: *Pulls out shotgun* GET REXT!1!11!!!
*Day passes*
News Reporter: Yesterday morning at Sandy Hook Elementary...
by Javon M February 5, 2018
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Guy: Hey Jimmy, wanna play ROBLOX?

Jimmy: You seriously play that autistic lego copy?
by thisismyhandledealwithit October 31, 2019
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Roblox is a online game with billions of players and games it a imagination platform for 18 and under
Roblox is a fun game and my favorite I like to play murder mystery 2
by loladdme90 November 23, 2018
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A game where 4-14 year olds named kahlil497 and autumnpotato765 oof each other and succ
Slaya666: OH YEAH oof ME HARDER

HUCKLEBERREANO123456789: OH YEAH
A2NNI45E;roblox is gayyy
by ur mom96 October 26, 2018
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roblox? a game full of 8 year old kids mixed with predating 70 year old men!

roblox? a game that trades real money for fake money! (micro-transactions)

roblox? a game that makes 11 year old kids date other 11 year old kids and then have depression!

roblox? a game that somehow isnt a adult game platform now for its scammers, sex models, and of course, robux games!

roblox?... PREDATOR AND SUICIDE HEAVEN!

Although ROBLOX may be a tiny bit uh... BAD AND RAPEY, it has some fun games. Just try to ignore games like meepcity, Life in paradise, boys and girls games. Even Jailbreak, even though it isn't rapey, but because of its transactions and its cringey ass fandom.
8 year old son: "Geez ROBLOX is so cool! I mean, just look at it's anthem!"

10 year old brother: "But.. why is this person saying, 'abc for boyfriend?'"

10 year old brother: "And why are there models about rape?"

10 year old brother: "Also... Shooting cops isn't bad on ROBLOX but prisoner testing is?"

8 year old son: "It doesn't matter! I love roblox! It makes me jack off all day to my online GF!"
by cathandle March 7, 2019
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A game released in 2006, which, along with the song "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi, has proceeded to spawn some of the most retarded memes on the Internet.
by jdm89 March 17, 2019
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