Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021
Get the Raccoon Dick mug.A "Grindr Raccoon" is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.
Joe joked with his friends that he was turning into a "Grindr Raccoon" after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps realizing he settled for the closest person despite their lack of connection.
by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024
Get the Grindr Raccoon mug.raccooning (verb)
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
by MendesX July 30, 2025
Get the Raccooning mug.Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
by Wil-doe July 22, 2014
Get the Chocolate Raccoon mug.A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019
Get the Raccoons mug.When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.
Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
by RaccoonPeachFan December 26, 2020
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