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Raccooning

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.
Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.
by tommytambor November 10, 2022
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Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys
by karma5 March 27, 2023
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Raccooning

raccooning (verb)
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/

1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
by MendesX July 30, 2025
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Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
by Wil-doe July 22, 2014
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Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019
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Raccoon sandwich

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.
Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today
by Chicken shop August 31, 2018
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Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.
"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.
by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018
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