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Quantum Drop

When you take a Quantum Hit and drop to the floor.
Guy 1: Bro! Brandon just Quantum Dropped!

Guy 2: Dat nigga greened out!
by John Ella August 30, 2017
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The Quantum Fuckining

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.
The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.
by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020
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quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.
A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017
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Quantum

Achieving the highest level of self. Above all things negative.
Keep throwing all that trash out your mouth; I'm so quantum right now you can't break this vibe.
by AviationGen February 21, 2024
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quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
by kolahh March 3, 2018
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously
Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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