Plonker

When you miss an easy goal in football

You just missed and absolute plonker

by Chad man March 20, 2019

Plonker

wanking plonker

I Plonker is an absolute idiot who has done something stupid eg.

Stop wanking in the library you plonker

by Nugget tickler March 25, 2019

plonkub

Being a sexy silly fat vagina , a mix between plonker and plub

Oh billy your being a right plonkub !

by Liv and Charlie’s May 8, 2019

plongordanapanzort

Another word for “Sniffing weed while flexing your boner muscles.” Often used in body building contests. In order to properly plongordanapanzort, the person doing it must scream after finishing.

Sally: “What is Mike doing?!
Jeff: “Mike is just plongordanapanzorting, don’t mind him. He’s an asshole.”
Mike: “AHHHHHHHHH!!!”

by CrotchLlamas May 14, 2019

Pyeong

Your casual white boi who was born just running. He will 100% make the track team over you no matter what, unless you are him.

Why the fuck is he so pyeong??!!

by Just another short latino May 30, 2019

Plong

A racist or sexist lie

“She still hasn’t found the plong I made yet.”

by 5mucks November 18, 2019

Plongeek

The most dangerous G4NG in San Andreas.
Be careful who u fukin with ratatata.

Dude 1: Jo Dude u see these Dudes ova there, i think they kinda cute Dude :)
Dude 2: Duude these Dudes belong to "Plongeek" Dude.
Dude 1: Oh fuk Dude lets better not fuck with these Dudes Dude;)

by T0m Riddl3 June 3, 2020