pussy-eating lips

Lips that are good for eating out a girls pussy also known as PEL's

"Mmh Caleb's lips are so sexy!"
"I know right, he's got those pussy-eating lips!"

by Monroebabe December 17, 2013

Roadkill Pussy

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010

National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.

Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016

Passport Pussy

Passport pussy is all the great sex a woman promises a man if he takes her on a trip outside of the country. In this case the man generally pays most of or all the associated expenses of the trip.

Woman - You should take me with you to Cancun. It will be cheap. I can share a room with you. Just think of all the great sex we'll have together.

Man - Nah, I am not paying for any Passport Pussy!

by watermerc February 11, 2012

easy pussy

When you get vagina quickly or easily.

Connor just secured some easy pussy from Keran!

by Skunis February 15, 2017

aftermarket pussy

A plastic surgeon's imitation pussy

Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022

pussyache

The soreness one feels after having vigorous and powerful sex. The muscles in and around the vulva are tired and sore from contracting and being worked by a very strong penis.

She had a hard time walking and sitting without feeling the incredible pussyache she acquired from the sensational scrump last evening. She didn't mind...

by Barry Flomar January 26, 2004