Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

by Genovation September 9, 2011

Purcella

The NAME when someone forgets your name, and you want to get revenge by having them call you the wrong name.

Hey! I'm a purcella to that guy who forgot my name!

by MIGHTY-K June 29, 2010

Valerie Purcell

my best friend in the whole entire world.

my twin.

my but buddy.

my taco bell buddy.

my ride.

lol.

the girl who is better than you.

my friend not yours.

the sweetest girl in the world.

i love you valerie.

=

wow..... valerie purcell is amazing

by kostello October 18, 2008

porcelain bus

A term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. The term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.

"Man, I hope this class is over soon; I gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!"

by Bob Trees May 11, 2006

Purtell

Anyone who has a tiny penis, no morals and no loyalty towards friends, is likely to try and steal your girlfriend.

See Back Stabber

Dude, did you hear what happened to Dave? Steve turned out to be a total Purtell man!

by Lost64863632 April 1, 2009

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

Purell

It clean you.

i poured purell on my hair because i had pubic lice.

by Cool_guy November 6, 2003