Getting pimped

Writing or drawing on someone that is passed out due to intoxication (usually but not always excluding narcoleptics)

When someone passes out at a party or someplace accessible, "friends" or other people write messages or draw pictures on their body. Examples of this may be hidden messages on covered portions of the body or parts of the body become incorporated into parts of the picture being drawn or pimped. Another example of getting pimped is drawing facial hair, better enhancing the uni-brow, adding mustaches and beards to women, etc...

by Kat Calder March 29, 2010

pensacola pumper

When a person doesn't shit for days and takes a bunch of laxitives an hour before anal intercourse. When the giver is about to climax, the receiver, having held it in for the entirety of the sexual act finally releases their bowels all over the penis of the giver. The pumping action acts as a suction pumping all the shit out of their ass not unlike an oil pump on a rig. Usually done as a retaliation to unwanted anal entry.

When Sam gave Mary anal, she retaliated with the Pensacola Pumper.

by pumperlover November 19, 2007

pumper

someone who loves to pump their penis into a tight pussy

I am a pumper

by PumpMasterCunty April 8, 2003

Reverberating Penal Pumper

A Reverberating Penal Pumper is a person who with no dought is the dumbest and has the smallest penis then anyone that you may know. They are annoying and most of the time only talk about guys so most likely gay. And or listens to Rap Music. Simptoms may include...

Faggoty remarks like, "NO GUYS!" or, "SUCK MY PRETTY LITTLE DICK!" and "SHUT UP! I'M GONNA GO LOOK UP PORN!"

Repeating quotes from movies, Video games, Lame song lyrics, or Television...
"SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME." or, "FoRizzle My BiDizzle my Shizzle!" and, "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!" but of course, "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Troy: Hey Ryan, you know you're a faggot, right?
Ryan: Suck my pretty little Dick!
Troy: HaHaHaHa...You're nothing but a Reverberating Penal Pumper!
Ryan: Shut Up! I'm gonna go look up porn!

by Troy Forster July 2, 2008

pimped out

Funked up. Done up to be absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

oo7's car was pimped out

by Jeremy Lawrence August 9, 2003

pimped

Term used to describe what happens to a hard-working, exploited, hapless worker-bee that works for a large corporation that has more managers than workers. Companies are often large-scale manufacturing, retail, and food service giants. Examples are Wal Mart, Aramark, and Sodexo.

pimped

by waspcoloredstain June 13, 2013

Double Pumper

During intercourse, when a man is ready to cum, he thrusts his cock deep inside the woman and holds it there while he cums, not moving. As soon as he is done, he continues pumping and his cock spasms a second time.

Last night, when John was having sex with his wife, he held his cock still when he came. As soon as the jism stopped, he continued pumping with his cock spasming again, doing a double pumper.

by Itsjustsillyoleus February 8, 2009