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poon posse

A group of females that one male/female keeps around. The female equivalent of an erection collection.
Janice was sick today; so Estella called up someone else from her poon posse for a booty call.
by nicostnico October 21, 2008
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Poonbaby

An ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. If one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new title; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby steeze throughout their country of origin.
Poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
In essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has steeze that flows like the waters of the river Nile. A poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
Poonbabies generally tend to congregate at Newbury College in Brookline, Massachusetts.

A poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a vagina.
"I met a poonbaby earlier...She granted me three magical wishes: 1) Pussy 2) Money 3) Weed."
by SabAsh December 16, 2008
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poon wagon

A crappy purple Saturn belonging to a student
The group of kids piled into Chris Martin's car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.
by AITE_Student June 22, 2009
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Poon Tickler

A far better name for a moustache
by lovedempoonticklas September 2, 2009
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Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.
Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"
by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012
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Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.
Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.
by Hurricane... January 11, 2010
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Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.
Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013
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