Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by RazorSharp September 10, 2013

Premance

The awkward stage of a relationship before you are "going out" but when you have been on several dates and are cleary going to go out.

"Whats going on with John and Suzie?

"Oh, they've just started their premance."

by Arge Barge May 1, 2006

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008

Preemptive Block

Blocking someone on a social networking site, hookup site or app before that person has ever had a chance to contact you.

Gay Guy A: Eww, look at that nasty old man!

Gay Guy B: Gross, he's so old he's like 35! Did he contact you?

Gay Guy A: No, I pulled a Preemptive Block before he could ever dare try to get with my hotness!

Gay Guy B: Nashty.

by Larrold June 8, 2011

Preempathize

A portmanteau word to decribe preemptively empthazing with someone, rather than empathizing after the fact, as per the norm.

A. Urgh! I have to go back to school next week.

B. We already started. I totally preempathize.

by Jimbles October 18, 2008

Preemptive Shite

Going to the toilet before it is necessary, preventing a later urge. Useful before going to movies or long journeys without pauses.

I'm just going for a preemptive shite, before The Dark Knight begins. I don't want to miss ANY of the action!

by Duffdrinker December 9, 2008

Premature Etypulation

When one types in chat and doesn't take the time to check spelling prior to sending.

Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.

by Pamela D December 26, 2008