Presently Ossified Woman
-Used as an adjective for when your noticeably way too fucked up and get asked by dumb chicks if your ok.
-Used as an adjective for when your noticeably way too fucked up and get asked by dumb chicks if your ok.
Your partying your ass off, downing every shot, beer and bong passed your way and than it all hits you at once. You try to keep composure but to no avail and people start noticing, first your boys start to fuck with you because of it and than the random vagina at the party. Thus, when one of the chicks comes up and asks that ever stupid question, "Are you ok ?, than you reply; "I'm POW."
by DP416 November 17, 2010
Get the Powmug. *i go to the school library and walk up to the dictionary of the entire english language that they have sitting out in the open.
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
i browse the pages until i see that word, the word that fills me with so much hatred and anger, "pun." i don't hesitate to whip out the black sharpie that i brought with me just for this occasion. furiously, i scribble out that awful, disgusting word and replace it with my own word. a much better word. "pow."*
~LATER~
*i hear the teacher call my name. when i look up, she tells me that i've been summoned to the principals office. i stand up and ask, "do i need to bring my backpack?" to which she responds that i don't. i walk out the door, flipping through the files in my brain, trying to figure out why i was being called to the principal's office. i had done nothing wrong! by the time i made my way to the principal's office i still had not figured it out.
carefully, i knocked on the door and was told to come in. so i opened the door and entered the office. the principal looks at me, "take a seat." i sit down. "do you know why you're here?" i shake my head. he sighs, " it seems you have replaced the word 'pun' in our english dictionary with 'pow.' do you have any explanation for this?" what? i thought everybody knew! i proceed to explain exactly why pow was better than pun. the principal looks at me, seemingly startled. he laughs and agrees that pow is a much better word. then he called the president of the united states to replace pun with pow.*
by powenthusiast September 5, 2021
Get the powmug. by FaraMarzK September 16, 2020
Get the powmug. we are so Poweful, except i bring down our powefullness because, alas, i, am a botton. now i must be silenced.
by fuckingskjes June 21, 2019
Get the powefulmug. another word for grenade
by rougepower October 4, 2022
Get the skittybop boom powmug. Pow pow rage quit in cod before fighting sean ranklin in his sleep, obviously pow pow can't stand for too long.
by Necrozma Beam December 26, 2020
Get the pow powmug. Stands for prisoner of war. Someone (usually a soldier) taken prisoner by a country involved in a war. They are often conscripted, used for labor, or simply held until the war is over
My grandfather was a POW in ww2
by T0varisch April 7, 2020
Get the POWmug.