Pestaphile

A pest about the office usually in a sexual manner. Often left out of events due to his on going pestyness.
Often identified by a predatory stoop and over extended genitalia.

Glad Jeremy isn't here. He is such a pestaphile.

by TinnyBadger June 6, 2018

Pestard

Retard and a pest blended together, calling them a retard and a pest at the same time.

Guy1: ayy I support obama care
Guy2: You're a pestard.

by FR34KY August 3, 2019

Pastapins

Pins is something you can use to keep clothes together or pin a note to a board ! Pasta is what you eat , crunchy or dry ! Sometimes people eat it soft ... if you have pasta and pins together that either means your pinning a pasta to a wall or just eating some pasta With pins .... which would be a bit disturbing ... plz don’t try that . But pasta meAns LOyalTY and pond means brainy .. so you will be loyal and brainy if that’s your last name !

Man1- hey did you see skyepastapins

Man2- yer,she’s a right banger

by Skyepastapins October 6, 2019

pestament peabrain

a person with a really tiny brain

There goes Caden, such a pestament peabrain.

by Peabrain November 11, 2020

Pastabake

Much like the male equivalent "ham shank" another PG/mum friendly term for masturbate.

Cece "done tea, cleaned up, kids are in bed. Showered now time to pastabake"

by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

pistachio sex

when you’re both under the covers while having sex but the person on the bottom has just their head sticking out

“hey paul how was your night?”
“it was amazing, me and stacey had pistachio sex!”

by sexybottom121 April 22, 2021

Pistanthrophobia

The fear of trusting someone.

Person 1: "Come on just tell me!"
Person 2: " I can't trust you..."
Person 1: "How come?"
Person 2: "I have Pistanthrophobia."

by 1l1umi July 13, 2021