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Red Pope

A nickname for the cardinal who heads the Vatican's Congregation for the Evangelization of Peoples. Used because cardinals wear scarlet robes and the congregation has lots of power in missionary countries.
Cardinal Ivan Dias is the current Red Pope.
by ScottX November 28, 2006
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the pope

the head of the catholic church who is usually considered to be extra holy, and is known for wearing big funny hats, and riding around waving in a bullet-proof car, a.k.a. the "popemobile".
i think the pope gets much of his authority from wearing big funny looking hats and long golden robes and weird stuff like that.

a catholic friend told me "the pope is dope", and i believe him.
by mike johnston February 10, 2008
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Does the Pope shit in the woods.

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.
by i3ff November 6, 2008
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The Pope

Leader of the Catholic Church

Heads a religion that teaches that rich people cannot go to heaven, while living in a palace and wearing gold.

He is sometimes called "His Holy Father", which is forbidden under his religion
The Pope-"I am the Holy Father"
Jesus-"Call no one Father as there is only one Father in Heaven
by littlegeorge February 3, 2010
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Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010
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fool the pope

Those Italians love to take a nap after fooling the pope.
by FTL April 5, 2005
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is the Pope Catholic?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?

This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"
"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.
by Colourful English May 23, 2006
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