Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

poni

A nickname given to people who like Pani Poni Dash, perhaps named after one of the characters?

Someone actually believed my real name was Poni.

by Poniponi June 14, 2008

ponied

super-pwned; extra-owned; owned to the extreme

I ponied that kid at CS.

by Prof. Walrus November 15, 2004

pontiac

Poor ol' nigga thinks it's a camaro

That man thinks he got shit but all he's got is a Pontiac.

by noname January 7, 2007

Ponnish

feeling like the character pon usually does from the "pon and zi" comic shorts;Emo.

last night, my girlfriend wouldn't even talk to me.I felt so ponnish.

by MusicalMorphine May 5, 2009

ponning

Using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. Other forms of liquor may be used, as well as other orifices.

Derived as a shortened version of "tamponning."

I think Kevin K is drunk, but he's not drinking! He must be ponning.

by Lance S. July 22, 2011

Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.

Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"

by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019