nigga please

a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.

person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.

person B: you still got a busted ass grill!

person A: nigga please

by wordsmith January 21, 2004

please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

please stop

a word where it means to keep going for some people.

please stop. no.

by l0renooo May 7, 2022

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

trick please

what you say to your ho when she is giving you some bullshit about how she doesnt have your money.
What I say to Brantito when he is in a shroomality.

Trick please, you have been sitting on your ass all day. Go down to the corner and get my Hypno!

by lolo February 23, 2005

nigga, please

A statement meaning, "Oh come on, that can't be right!"

Person 1: I did your mom last night.
Person 2: Nigga, please!

by Falcon November 21, 2003

Forced Pleasure

When someone is tied in an immobile position and their vagina or ass is open, a sex machine will penetrate said orifice, with the victim's consent or not. It is "forced" because the victim cannot move away or resist the sex machine and dildo from smashing in them, and this (hopefully for the victim) will pleasure the orifice.

Once, John's guy friends kidnapped him, ans they tortured him with a sex machine, and it gave him forced pleasure. John is gay now.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017