pedo shot

a shot you receive preventing you from pedophile syndrome; what sydney takes every three months so she doesnt have pedophile symptoms

syd was stabbed with a pedo shot after she was found on the street corner acting as a pedophile

to be in the 2for5 business, you must receive your pedo shot & be disease free. all workers with diseases must give their customers a 10% discount. employees must wash hands before returning to work.

thank you pedo shot, i can fuck everyone in sight!

by 2for5dollaah January 18, 2012

pedo gun

A certain weapon designed to stop any nonce,not to be mistaken for his cock

Look there Garry glitter,shit lemme grab my pedo gun and fuck him up

by My ex is ginger February 19, 2017

Pedo Density

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).

England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.

by FirstLastName February 20, 2024

Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn

A lanky nonce who roams the halls in search of First years

Person 1: Hey did you see Liam recently?
Person 2: No, he got grabbed by Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn
Person 1: Ah, RIP

by Max Jarocky November 19, 2022

little pedo

Immature, short, unstable, person that likes to touch kids, and they usually get made fun of before they get their ass kicked.

He's a little pedo, he needs a bottle of cokeacola and a dick'nis ahsss.

by Dipstika September 12, 2023

pedo tendency

Wen you tend to like/ date ppl old enough to be your child/ parent

A.1 Dude this lady has pedo tendency. Like I’m young enough to be her son. But she keeps hitting me up.

by Dre star November 03, 2022

Pedo Twoman

When two guys go on a date/hangout with girls 1 year or more younger than them.

Yo Bob did you hear that Jack and Grant went on a Pedo Twoman with two Freshman? They are whole ass Seniors!!!

by Edgegoonmilk July 29, 2024