Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- May 30, 2018

peanut lodge

Being born out of your mothers asshole.

Matt is a Peanut lodge.

by Mark Montebello November 22, 2006

Punjabi Peanut

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.

"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023

Peanut sack

A person who gives you a bad vibe or just someone you don’t like.

“I can’t believe you did that! You’re such a peanut sack!”

by Gkpeanut November 16, 2017

peanut butter

A substance used by lonely women if they have a dog to recieve oral pleasure.

OR

Butter with peanuts in.

"My dog licked my poon after I spread peanut butter on it," *Smile*

"My butter has peanuts in."
"Dude that's peanut butter"
"Fuck off you queef sucker"

by Jamie the sex poo May 11, 2005

donkey peanuts

a animal and a legume (it's not a nut in common sense, actually).

also an inside joke of those who are fond of tila tequila meaning, well meaning what - i don't know yet unfortunaly. edit/add if you know...

"are you guys enjoying your donkey peanuts tonight!?"

by tylth April 09, 2006

Peanut Butter

A lubricant males tend to rub on a female's body so as to strengthen the flavour.

It can also be taken alone, but it is not highly recommended.

-"Go on, let's have sex"

-" Hold on honey, let me rub this Peanut Butter on your booty first.·

by Da Hangover May 08, 2014